I wasn't assaulted by the usual soul-crushing sound of my alarm clock. As I slowly came to, I suddenly realized the sun was a little too bright and I felt a little too well-rested. Crap, I'm late!
Obviously, I sacrifice the shower. A little extra deodorant can fix that. I don't wear make-up and I can throw an outfit together in seconds. But the slept-on tangled mess atop my head? Yikes. It was already a little out there yesterday and really needed some fixing.
After a text to my very understanding boss about my alarm malfunction, I took 10 minutes to make myself presentable.
STEP TWO: Take a curling iron to the front bits and a little here and there around the face. The back just remains crazy. We don't have time!